Good day everyone, last night I got a tip off about a hot spring tub on Forest Service land close to the Los Angeles area. This spot is very close, in fact it is the closest spot to LA proper with 30 minutes less driving than Vicker’s. After eating a healthy breakfast at Baker’s Drive-thru, my buddy Duncan and I rolled up around 11am to meet up with our homie Derek.
We got there and he was already fixing the concrete in the tub. One of the corners fell off after some kid walked on it while the concrete was wet. The source of the springs is very hot (around 120°) so we spent a good half hour cooling the pool with a bucket of cold water drawn from the creek nearby. The whole time we are hanging out some random kid in his 20’s was standing around naked talking to us, occasionally adjusting his wiener. I thought nothing of it, some people like to stay chubbed up so people think their shlongs are thicker than they usually are. Then I noticed he was staring at our friend Mariah and he frantically began to stroke it, RIGHT THERE, IN FRONT OF ALL OF US. I yelled at the kid and told him it wasn’t cool, he replied that he had ADD, somehow that was supposed to make it okay. After the confrontation he said he had to go to work at UPS, he put on his sweatpants and left.
After soaking for a bit we noticed some sticky white stuff on a rock next to the tub, and you guessed it, the kid was jerking it in the tub before we even got there. It was still thick and globby, the sun didn’t even have a chance to dry it out.
So, for all of you people out there who want to know about hot spring etiquette here are a few rules:
1. NO STROKING IT IN THE HOT SPRINGS
2. IT’S NOT OKAY TO JERK IT WHILE TALKING FACE TO FACE WITH SOMEONE
3. NO LURKING IN THE BUSHES AND POUNDING YOUR MEAT
4. JERK OFF BEFORE YOU COME TO THE HOT SPRINGS
These are just a few rules, there are definitely more but I’ll save that for a later post. If I catch you rubbing one out you better have an amazing excuse cuz this shit will not be tolerated. Enjoy some pix.