SEVEN AND MISSION FALLS

This was a really nice hike minus the millions of old farts/euro trash/rich ladies walking dogs/UCSB douchers. Directions:
To get to these falls you need to go to the end of Tunnel Road in Santa Barbara. Take the 101 exit Mission and head toward the mountains. Go left on Laguna, right on Los Olivios, left on mission canyon road, right on foothill then left on tunnel road. Park at the end next to the escalades and expeditions (good luck). Take a dump in the creek before you leave the hike. Go up the road to the trailhead, follow the gravel road past the bridge and continue up. Look for signs for the jesuist trail and follow it. The trail will split down on the left after about a quarter mile, this takes you to the creek. Follow the creek up by either rock hopping or taking the dog shit trail on the left of the stream. When you hit seven falls you need to wade to get above them. Go upstream for about another 3/4 mile then you will find the water slide and the mission falls pool. Its super deep and there are some rock ledges ranging from 5-20 feet above it. Do a flip naked and pee in mid air.
On this hike- Throb, The Pump and Dr. Nacho